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Chuck Norris poep koue fronte.
Chuck Norris sk¥t gletsers.
Chuck Norris slaap nie hy le en wag.
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Chuck Norris het my nommer op speed dial sou hy in die moeilikheid kom…
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Chuck Norris kan "mixit" van n telefoonhokkie af.
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Hulle het probeer Chuck Norris handelsmerk toiletpapier maak , maar dit het nie gewerk nie. Die papier het nie strond van enige iemand gevat nie.
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Wat is die eerste ding wat Chuck Norris doen wanneer hy by die see kom?


Hy swem gou twee lengtes!
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Chuck Norris het in 'n Nissan bakkie se petroltenk gepippie. Die bakkie staan nou alom bekend as OPTIMUS PRIME.
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Wonder of hy kan skiet? :P
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PWV wrote:Wonder of hy kan skiet? :P
Dit lyk so..

When Chuck Norris goes clay pigeon shooting, he shoots the bullets of the other participants.

Chuck Norris can shoot a shooting star.

Guns take shooting lessons from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris fires 20 rounds with a 17-round magazine, then inserts 3 bullets into it, because they should be stored empty.

Chuck can run so fast, he can actually shoot an apple off of his own head.
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Hulle sê as Chuck Norris gevang word vir spoed, laat HY die verkeersbeamptes gaan met 'n waarskuwing.

Chuck Norris jag nie, want met jag kan jy mis skiet, hy gaan maak net dood.
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PWV wrote:Wonder of hy kan skiet? :P
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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Chuck Norris doesnt wear SunBlock, The sun wears Chuck Block
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Chuck Norris slaap met sy kussing onder sy geweer
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Chuck Norris het vir sy ouma staalwol gegee, toe brei sy vir hom 'n motorbike
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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As Heyneke Meyer tog net wil luister en Chuck nader trek, kan ons dalk die eindrondte van die Wêreldbeker haal!
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Dis 'n 'Long Shot' selfs vir ou Chuck!
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PWV wrote:As Heyneke Meyer tog net wil luister en Chuck nader trek, kan ons dalk die eindrondte van die Wêreldbeker haal!
Dis hoekom hy Willie op heelagter speel. Hy het mos ook 'n baard. >:D
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Bakkies303 wrote:
PWV wrote:As Heyneke Meyer tog net wil luister en Chuck nader trek, kan ons dalk die eindrondte van die Wêreldbeker haal!
Dis hoekom hy Willie op heelagter speel. Hy het mos ook 'n baard. >:D
Nou dat jy dit noem. Willie se baard is sy handicap!!!
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PWV wrote:
Bakkies303 wrote:
PWV wrote:As Heyneke Meyer tog net wil luister en Chuck nader trek, kan ons dalk die eindrondte van die Wêreldbeker haal!
Dis hoekom hy Willie op heelagter speel. Hy het mos ook 'n baard. >:D
Nou dat jy dit noem. Willie se baard is sy handicap!!!
Hy het seker nie Chuck se toestemming om een te he nie.
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Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands...now they are just called the Islands.
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Nog so paar...
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Nog so paar...
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