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Pappie jy gaan bloei!!
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Ook maar goed die twee het nie die aarde op dieselfde tyd bewandel nie. WWIII was dalk op hande!
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Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940)
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Mens kan nie dink die man raak dan al 75 nie!
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Finfan wrote:Mens kan nie dink die man raak dan al 75 nie!
Onthou, dus soos "honde jare" in "reverse" vir hom. Hy is nou eintlik eers amper elf. :) ;D
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Boys

Ek ken n boilermaker op Brakpan wat hom sal drop!

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Wouter Roets wrote:Boys

Ek ken n boilermaker op Brakpan wat hom sal drop!

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lmga ken een of 2 bulle in Lichtenburg ook wat hom n go sal gee
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Kaptein

Jy dan nog nie eers vir my en my broer ontmoet nie! Jy moet nie alles glo wat daai uitvaagsel pelle van ons jou vertel nie! ;D hulle is bekend vir aanlas veral so bietjie later in die aand.

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Wouter Roets wrote:Boys

Ek ken n boilermaker op Brakpan wat hom sal drop!

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Gromit wrote:
Wouter Roets wrote:Boys

Ek ken n boilermaker op Brakpan wat hom sal drop!

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Vernon Koekemoer
Frikkie, Vernon het miskien die moves, ma ek hoor sy kakebeen is van glas. >:D
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Chuck Norris is gister oorlede, maar hy voel alwee baie beter vandag
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Nickvn wrote:Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940)
Dis reg Nick, my plasing is maar tong in die kies. Mens weet mos maar dat die Chuck Norris fenomeen maar geskoei is op humor van 'n absurde aard en van alle waarheid ontbloot, bv: "Chuck Norris can fly a tank".
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Nee ek verstaan Johan. Het net gewonder wanneer hy werklik gebore was. Groete daar.
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Lekker lag ek nou. Veral vir daai rots wat in twee is.
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douw wrote:Chuck Norris is gister oorlede, maar hy voel alwee baie beter vandag
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Al gehoor, NATO het die VSA verbiet om Chuck as soldaat op te lei.
Om hom los te laat is glo "overkill" in terme van die Geneva Konvensie.

Hulle het wel ingestem dat Rambo en Arni mag saam speel.
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Only Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door!

Chuck Norris was pulled over driving one day. He let the officer go with a warning.
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Iemand het vir Chuck Norris gevra hoeveel "push ups" hy kan doen...

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Chuck Norris doen nie n Push-up nie..Hy druk die aarde af!
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Superman dra Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

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