A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again decided to leave a note saying, "I've had enough and I'm leaving you. Don't bother coming after me."
She then hid under the bed to see his reaction.
After a short while the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom; she could see him walking towards the dressing table and pick up the note.
After a few minutes he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone... "She's finally gone...yeah I know, about bloody time, I'm coming to pick you up, put on the sexy french sh*t, I love you."
He hung up, grabbed his keys and left.
She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed, seething with rage and with tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see what he wrote...
"I can see your feet. Stop being stupid, we're outta bread, put the kettle on, back in 5 minutes."
Moerige vroulief
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Re: Moerige vroulief
Baie wys om eers nota te skryf en dan te bel....indien mamma gillend onder daai matrassie uitsprong terwyl hy op die foon was....!
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Re: Moerige vroulief
Dis nou flink-dink daai waaragtig! 
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