Men vs Woman

[Jacquesb]

Golden Words By A Wise Man

1. "If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel"

2. "Listening to wife is like reading the terms and conditions of website. You understand Nothing, still you agreed..."

3. "Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband. The poor King can take only one step at a time...While the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes."

4. "All men are brave. Horror movies don't scare them...But 5 missed calls from the wife, definately does.

[Hein M.]

Baie waar broer, baie waar...

[Heinz Petersen]

Wanneer jy n scope, geweer of n bakkie gaan koop vind jy alles uit oor die produk. As jy getroud is, vind jy eers na die tyd al die snaakse goedtjies uit.
Lank gelede en ek praat van baie lank gelede was daar n vrou gewees wat nie so vol nonsens was nie, maar dit was baie lank gelede.
Kyk hoe braaf is jy as jy op n jagtrip is daar tussen die manne. Op pad terug huistoe word jy sweeterig, van wat gaan mammie sê oor die geld wat nou weer gespandeer was.

[Jakkie 321]

JA nee als baie waar, maar ons bly lief vir hulle.

[Koos Barnard]

Jis manne, wat se vroue het julle dan getrou? Ha-ha. Skat ek is een van die gelukkige boggers. Miskien moet ek my vrou weer trou.
Mooi loop

[Johan Reyneke]

Skerp

[Heinz Petersen]

Men's Rules
We always hear ' the rules' fr om the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note ... these are all numbered '1'
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers .

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about
you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. But we’re always willing to give up some of it for a quickie.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. (But we still you think look hot when naked)

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. We don’t need foreplay to get turned on. We’re always in the mood! On the off-chance we’re not, just stand naked in front of us.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no IDEA what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine .. Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as rugby, golfing, sex, hunting, fishing, or something with wheels.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight.
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

[Frikkie Coetzee]

Sony maak n nuwe hoe spoed kamera. Dis nou moontlik om n foto te neem van n vrou met haar mond toe.

[Dawie]

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight.

Nie die ou nie...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXr7opREEoA

[Flip Nel]

Jis manne, wat se vroue het julle dan getrou? Ha-ha. Skat ek is een van die gelukkige boggers. Miskien moet ek my vrou weer trou.
Mooi loop

Oom Koos, is dit oom se vrou wat oom dit maak post het.