2 Hours

[Stefan764]

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son
playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the
train stop & her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the
hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who
are getting on, get you're ass in the train cause we're going down
the tracks.
"The Mother walked into the room where her son was playing and said "we
don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to
your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play
with your train, but I want you to use nice language.
"Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing
with his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say,
"All passengers who are disembarking the train please remember to take
all of your belongings with you. We thank you for traveling with us
today & hope your trip was a pleasant one." She hears the little boy
continue,"For those of you just boarding, we ask you to store all of
your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the
train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us
today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who
are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please direct your complaints to
the bitch in the kitchen."

[KSV]

Wed jou as dit by my huis was, het sy stere nou gebrand.

Kalahari groete
Hein

[Hein M.]

Sy gat moet brand!!!

[Blesbok]

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