THE BLONDE WENT TO THE SUPERMARKET TO BUY CANNED JUICE.
SHE PICKED UP A CAN TO READ WHAT INGREDIENTS IT HAS AND STARTED TO
STARE AT THE CAN. ANOTHER BLONDE CAME WALKING PAST AND ASKED
WHY SHE WAS STARING AT THE CAN AND THE BLONDE ANSWERED THAT IT SAYS “CONSENTRATE” ON THE CAN.
Die blondine kuier op die plaas.
“Ek kan nie verstaan waarom die melk vanoggend so waterig lyk nie,” sê die boervrou.
“Seker omdat die koeie die hele nag in die reën gestaan het,” antwoord die blondine.
THE BLONDE
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Re: THE BLONDE
Miskien pas die een ook hier:
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Pofadder. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee."
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Pofadder. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee."
SMLE and shoot 
