Assumption is the mother of all

[FrancoisN]

"Oh  Crap" Moment



With his request  approved, the ABC News photographer quickly used a cell  phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was  told a twin engine plane would be waiting for him at the  airport.

Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane  warming up outside a hanger.

He jumped in with his bag,  slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go.'

The pilot  taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took  off.

Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take  pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'

Why?' asked the  pilot.

'Because I'm a photographer for ABC Cable News,' he  responded. 'And I need to get some close up  shots.'



The pilot was strangely silent for a moment.  Finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me is ....  You're NOT my Flight  instructor??'

[Christo]

"Assume" is 'n aaklige woord.

Eintlik is dit 'n afkorting vir you are making an ASS out of U and ME.

[FrancoisN]

Verduidelik gou weer

"Assume" is 'n aaklige woord.

Eintlik is dit 'n afkorting vir you are making an ASS out of U and ME.

r

[BOKRAM]

  Eishhh  wena !

[Christo]

Verduidelik gou weer

"Assume" is 'n aaklige woord.

Eintlik is dit 'n afkorting vir you are making an ASS out of U and ME.

r

Watter stukkie

Afrikaans : Ek(enigiemand) het aangeneem (assume) dat jy die pil gebruik. daar is altwee nou se naam gat gemaak.

[FrancoisN]

Ouk die ingels darem ma moelik.

[BLOK]

I assume both their pants was not clean after this.
En ek dink nie ek is verkeerd nie.

Blok

[FrancoisN]

Christo ek dink my engels klink so.

One day a teacher thought that she had enough of what she witnessed...
> Every morning when she came to the Afrikaans students to give them an
> English lecture she greets them as follows; "Good morning Class!" and
> every single time only one boy gets up out of the whole class and greets
> the teacher back.
>
> She decided to greet them again this particular day,and again only one
> boy stood up and greeted her...
> She then decided to call him up to her desk and ask him hard enough for
> everyone to hear:
>
> "Why is it that everytime I greet the whole class,only you stand up to
> greet me back?"
>
> He replied to the teacher in English: "It are cause I are the only
> person in this class what's name are Klaas!"

[BLOK]

Klaas vakie ja.

goeie een

[James Wilson]

sammajoor De Vos se engels het meer soos n nuwe taal geklink:
- came here!! i want to saw you now!!
- came, lets went!
-closed breads will be served after the pavilion.
-"die army het n 50/50 taalbeleid. die eerste 50 jaar was engels nou is die volgende 50 afrikaans"