Grazing veld

[WilfredNgangalo]

Friends, Wilfred here

My few cattles that I have is now looking into trouble. My small plot is not enough grazing for cattle and goat, so tomas and sometimes his son, takes the cattle to the public road. the grass there is still good for grazing and no one cares about that land, so my cattle is happy. Sometimes there is a car crash, but never have I lost a head of cattle yet.
Some driver, truck or car?? has put a stompie and now the veld is burned, my grazing is now burned away. I tried to kill the fire, but stopped trying when it went to my neighbors farm, cause he has insurance.
Where casn I take my cattle now??I cannot get insurance because it is land distribution farm.
I am unhappy cause the government didn't inform me before, and they didn't pay for my insurance anyway. Also, my neighbour said the government will bring me grazing but I don't believe him. his name is Gert.

Wil

[Hugo]

Ek ruik n rot

[NEGE3]

Skreeu snaaks.
Groete.

[douw]

Gert se stert, hierdie is sommer snert, sit 'n briefie in 'n koevert, vir die staat se klerk!!

[Cobus(Cobb)]

"laat weet asb die FAKtotum, dat daar 'n FAKante FAKature is vir 'n FAKleerling"

[Beretta]

Helllo wiellie
Eish trouble ne you must ask the man with the bones for advise he will give you the muti to make your brand siek cows invinsable so you friend tjoep hy kan hulle nie sien if they eat there by him good luck ne.
Uncle Beretta

[mariusr]

Eish Wilfred i think Gert is taking you vir a ride!

[LongWolf]

Willy

Brand in your beests so as they are same as brand in veld, soas you havesame brand sickbeests for spitbrand and brand-awyn, met ysch!!!!

[BRNO (Pierre)]

Helllo wiellie
Eish trouble ne you must ask the man with the bones for advise he will give you the muti to make your brand siek cows invinsable so you friend tjoep hy kan hulle nie sien if they eat there by him good luck ne.
Uncle Beretta

Willy
Brand in your beests so as they are same as brand in veld, soas you havesame brand sickbeests for spitbrand and brand-awyn, met ysch!!!!

Die Willy haal verseker die beste in julle manne uit!

[stan man]

more manne.
ek het die perfekte raad vir die tipe
kom kuier vir my dan verduidelik ek vir jou hoe om jou kop in jou eie gat te kry.dan skop ek jou in die ribbes en jy rol dan soos n pap tyre in die pad af en gaan soek vir jou n ander plek om te gaan 11.1.11 stir.
vat ook sommer jou ver11.1.11te boerdery saam en as jy by jou regering verby rol steek dit in hulle gatte op. maak net seker jy sny nie n ander gatkruiper se lug toevoer af nie ,want dan moet ons seker vir n staats begrafnis betaal.

[Jakkalsgat]

Friends, Wilfred here

My few cattles that I have is now looking into trouble. My small plot is not enough grazing for cattle and goat, so tomas and sometimes his son, takes the cattle to the public road. the grass there is still good for grazing and no one cares about that land, so my cattle is happy. Sometimes there is a car crash, but never have I lost a head of cattle yet.
Some driver, truck or car?? has put a stompie and now the veld is burned, my grazing is now burned away. I tried to kill the fire, but stopped trying when it went to my neighbors farm, cause he has insurance.
Where casn I take my cattle now??I cannot get insurance because it is land distribution farm.
I am unhappy cause the government didn't inform me before, and they didn't pay for my insurance anyway. Also, my neighbour said the government will bring me grazing but I don't believe him. his name is Gert.

Wil

Hi Willy

It is really a pitty that your backup grazing burned down but maybe this is a message to you from your ancesters as it seems to me that you've ran into a lot of badluck recently, first it was your badcock dieing of sifcockeliss and now this burned down grazing. I do see a message here maybe they are telling you to take these cattle back to its rightfull owners and then you can give back your fake ID which you use to claim disability grands for you and your family and go back to your country of origin or maybe even a bit higher up in Africa perhaps.

Regards
Dagoose

[Rooies]

FANIEEEEEEEEE

KOM HELP HIER IS NOG N POEPHOL SOOS JY !!!!

[mariusr]

Ook nou gewonder of Fanie en Willy nie mekaar ken nie? Behoort goeie span te wees die twee saam!!!Eendag was daar 'n Fanie en ' n Willy ? Dink daar kort nog een ou wat van Gertjie?

[Chevvy SS]

Hallo Wilfred

It is Gert here. That is youre neigbor speaking now.

I write to u here, because u write to me here. I belong to this tribe, becos we cannot goi the assegai or kap with the panga.

I spoke to Jacob Showerkop, ure king, but he said he cannot cum now, cos he take another mans wife to Nkandla. He promised he will bring e-mielie for you cattle next year if u vote for him in the election.

I will help u. I have a big camp with blue wild cattle in. They are very well, but there noses run a bit. My neighbor tell me they have flu. In Afrkaans we call it snotsiek. U are very very welcome to bring your cattle tomorrow.

Uncle Gert.

[Riaan Beeslaar]

Eish Willy now that you have no more grazing veld for your cows you can donate those brandsiek cows to Jacob for the party at his wedding at Nkandla, then ask the Guptas there at the wedding to buy you a new farm

[Wielie Waps]

Willy
If you put your head in a erdvark hole long enough you find that the SHOWER GOD will put some more grazing veld up your backside

[Capt. Yoda]

FANIEEEEEEEEE

KOM HELP HIER IS NOG N POEPHOL SOOS JY !!!!

Hallo Wilfred

It is Gert here. That is youre neigbor speaking now.

I write to u here, because u write to me here. I belong to this tribe, becos we cannot goi the assegai or kap with the panga.

I spoke to Jacob Showerkop, ure king, but he said he cannot cum now, cos he take another mans wife to Nkandla. He promised he will bring e-mielie for you cattle next year if u vote for him in the election.

I will help u. I have a big camp with blue wild cattle in. They are very well, but there noses run a bit. My neighbor tell me they have flu. In Afrkaans we call it snotsiek. U are very very welcome to bring your cattle tomorrow.

Uncle Gert.

LMGA!