Ray is Gay.
He goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes
back and says, ' Ray, I'm not going to beat around the bush. You have
AIDS.' Ray is devastated. 'Doc, what can I do?'
'Eat 1 curry sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in
hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts,1/2 box of All
Bran, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice'. Ray asks bewildered, '
Will that cure me, Doc?'
Doc says, 'No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what
your arse is for'
