ek is n algemene plaasbesteurder in die Karoo tussen Leeu Gamka en Beaufort WES .
nuweling
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Penkop
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Re: nuweling
Wel, in daai geval: baie welkom hier Jeep, maar ek dink steeds 'n Hilux is beter!
Waar daar 'n rokie trek is daar 'n bier'tjie...
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Christo
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Re: nuweling
Penkop wrote: maar ek dink steeds 'n Hilux is beter!
Welkom op die forum.
Het ek maar net alles geweet. Jakkalse is slimmer as ons, ons maak hulle superslim.
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theedge
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Re: nuweling
Baie van ons wil nie onse name gebruik nie bang ons word gevind - nee wat ek terg net. Baie weelkom en bly om kennis te maak
When People Walk Away From You, Let Them Go.
Your Destiny Is Never Tied To Anyone Who Leaves You. It Doesn't Mean They Are Bad People.
It Just Means That Their Part In Your Story Is Over.. !
Your Destiny Is Never Tied To Anyone Who Leaves You. It Doesn't Mean They Are Bad People.
It Just Means That Their Part In Your Story Is Over.. !
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BLOK
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Re: nuweling
Jeep - Aitsa, daar is nou n nuwe een om oor gek te skeer, miskien kry die landrovers vir n slag rus
Welkom en geniet hom
Blok
Welkom en geniet hom
Blok
"n Jakkals verloor nie slaap nie, oor die opienie van n skaap nie"
204Ruger - Ticking off the Big 5, one at a time
"SPEED KILLS"
204Ruger - Ticking off the Big 5, one at a time
"SPEED KILLS"
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Vosman
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Re: nuweling
Daar is niks fout met jeep nie, hulle breek net al om die motor!
Welkom
Welkom
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douw
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Re: nuweling
Baie welkom Jeep
Groetnis
Douw
Groetnis
Douw
LIFE IS TRUELY GENEROUS TO THOSE WHO PURSUE THEIR DESTINY
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.::Alwyn-U::.
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Re: nuweling
Baie welkom mater!
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Christo
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Re: nuweling
Name: jeep
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Lyk my hy't verdwyn
Posts: 1 (0.015 per day)
Position: Newbie
Date Registered: July 06, 2011, 09:37:33 PM
Last Active: September 11, 2011, 09:17:28 PM
Lyk my hy't verdwyn
Het ek maar net alles geweet. Jakkalse is slimmer as ons, ons maak hulle superslim.
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jeep
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Re: nuweling
[quote="Penkop"]
Wel, in daai geval: baie welkom hier Jeep, maar ek dink steeds 'n Hilux is beter!
[wel ek ook n groot toyota man .vir die wat wil weet die naam JEEP kom van 1984 1985 van 8SAI Upington Spa
lekker vasbyt dae. Oja Amper vergeet ek ,ek gebruik toyota om land rover huis toe te vat ha ha moet my net nie skiet nie
lekker om po forum te wees en van ander te hoor hoe om jakie te uit oorle.
kan seker ma net se neste uit haal die tyd van die jaar help nogal om getalle laag te hou
karoo groete /quote]
Wel, in daai geval: baie welkom hier Jeep, maar ek dink steeds 'n Hilux is beter!
[wel ek ook n groot toyota man .vir die wat wil weet die naam JEEP kom van 1984 1985 van 8SAI Upington Spa
lekker vasbyt dae. Oja Amper vergeet ek ,ek gebruik toyota om land rover huis toe te vat ha ha moet my net nie skiet nie
lekker om po forum te wees en van ander te hoor hoe om jakie te uit oorle.
kan seker ma net se neste uit haal die tyd van die jaar help nogal om getalle laag te hou
karoo groete /quote]
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Henk
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Re: nuweling
Jeep,
Ek het al begin dink al my pratery oor die forum het niks gehelp nie.
Jy moenie so beskeie wees oor die neste se uithaal nie......vertel vir die manne hoeveel jy nou al gekry het. Dit sal vir al die boere 'n aansporing wees om hulle neste te soek en te merk.
Ek het al begin dink al my pratery oor die forum het niks gehelp nie.
Jy moenie so beskeie wees oor die neste se uithaal nie......vertel vir die manne hoeveel jy nou al gekry het. Dit sal vir al die boere 'n aansporing wees om hulle neste te soek en te merk.
Skiet naby....skiet raak !!
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BLOK
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Re: nuweling
Net so klein Jeep grappie.
How Real Jeepers Remove the Cork From a Bottle of Wine. . .
Call buddies and have them come over with their Jeeps (fully loaded and ready for action)
Air down tires to 0 psi
Lay wine bottle down in soft ground (sand, wet mud, etc)
Drive onto bottle so that it is firmly secured and cannot move (better use a Spotter for this step; one wrong move and the whole operation could be ruined!)
Dig a small hole with your camp shovel under the mouth of the bottle, just big enough for a Dixie cup to fit underneath
Pull out your tire chuck and air hose, and connect to your York on-board air system
Locate an extra tire valve and some JB Weld from your spare parts box
Using your Leatherman Multi-Tool, cut off the rubber end of the tire valve and file the metal shroud to a sharp point
Punch a hole through the cork using the cleaning awl from your tire repair kit
Quickly jam the valve stem through the cork and secure with JB Weld
Beer break
Call girlfriend and tell her dinner will be a little late
After JB Weld has hardened, attach air chuck to tire valve and "pressurize" bottle until cork pops out
If that doesn't work . . .
Use your valve stem removal tool to remove the stem from the tire valve
Retrieve a can of starting fluid and waterproof canister of matches from your spare parts box
Spray a generous amount of starting fluid into the tire valve and remove one match from the canister
Yell "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!" and toss lighted match towards tire valve opening
Make sure no one is in the line of fire . . . $h!t . . . use Leatherman tool to remove tire valve from buddy's forehead, who wasn't listening and seems to be stuck on Step #11 above anyway, as there are a heck of a lot more empty beer cans on the ground than you remember just a little while ago!
Temporarily patch hole in buddy's forehead with Duct Tape and take him to the Emergency Room
Talk to cute nurse
Call girlfriend and tell her dinner will be a bit later still; ask if she wouldn't mind take-out
Obtain a 1/2-inch or larger self-tapping eyelet from your spare parts box and screw it into the cork, which is still firmly wedged inside of the wine bottle
Secure with a generous application of JB Weld; don't want this baby slipping out like the tire valve!
Beer break
Have buddy with new Warn HS9500i winch play out about 20 feet of cable and attach hook to eyelet in cork
Throw cardboard from empty case of beer over winch cable for safety
Slowly take up slack in cable and continue to pull until cork pops out of bottle
Dammit! Promise buddy to pay for the damage caused by the wine bottle traveling at slightly subsonic speed through his windshield
Take buddy back to Emergency Room for treatment of lacerations from shattered glass
Talk to cute nurse again and get her phone number this time
Call girlfriend to see if she will be free next Friday; offer to take her out to dinner
Stop at the Corner Store and buy another case of beer
Call cute nurse to see what time she gets off work; ask her if she likes beer. Great!!
Throw bottle of wine in garbage can!
How Real Jeepers Remove the Cork From a Bottle of Wine. . .
Call buddies and have them come over with their Jeeps (fully loaded and ready for action)
Air down tires to 0 psi
Lay wine bottle down in soft ground (sand, wet mud, etc)
Drive onto bottle so that it is firmly secured and cannot move (better use a Spotter for this step; one wrong move and the whole operation could be ruined!)
Dig a small hole with your camp shovel under the mouth of the bottle, just big enough for a Dixie cup to fit underneath
Pull out your tire chuck and air hose, and connect to your York on-board air system
Locate an extra tire valve and some JB Weld from your spare parts box
Using your Leatherman Multi-Tool, cut off the rubber end of the tire valve and file the metal shroud to a sharp point
Punch a hole through the cork using the cleaning awl from your tire repair kit
Quickly jam the valve stem through the cork and secure with JB Weld
Beer break
Call girlfriend and tell her dinner will be a little late
After JB Weld has hardened, attach air chuck to tire valve and "pressurize" bottle until cork pops out
If that doesn't work . . .
Use your valve stem removal tool to remove the stem from the tire valve
Retrieve a can of starting fluid and waterproof canister of matches from your spare parts box
Spray a generous amount of starting fluid into the tire valve and remove one match from the canister
Yell "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!" and toss lighted match towards tire valve opening
Make sure no one is in the line of fire . . . $h!t . . . use Leatherman tool to remove tire valve from buddy's forehead, who wasn't listening and seems to be stuck on Step #11 above anyway, as there are a heck of a lot more empty beer cans on the ground than you remember just a little while ago!
Temporarily patch hole in buddy's forehead with Duct Tape and take him to the Emergency Room
Talk to cute nurse
Call girlfriend and tell her dinner will be a bit later still; ask if she wouldn't mind take-out
Obtain a 1/2-inch or larger self-tapping eyelet from your spare parts box and screw it into the cork, which is still firmly wedged inside of the wine bottle
Secure with a generous application of JB Weld; don't want this baby slipping out like the tire valve!
Beer break
Have buddy with new Warn HS9500i winch play out about 20 feet of cable and attach hook to eyelet in cork
Throw cardboard from empty case of beer over winch cable for safety
Slowly take up slack in cable and continue to pull until cork pops out of bottle
Dammit! Promise buddy to pay for the damage caused by the wine bottle traveling at slightly subsonic speed through his windshield
Take buddy back to Emergency Room for treatment of lacerations from shattered glass
Talk to cute nurse again and get her phone number this time
Call girlfriend to see if she will be free next Friday; offer to take her out to dinner
Stop at the Corner Store and buy another case of beer
Call cute nurse to see what time she gets off work; ask her if she likes beer. Great!!
Throw bottle of wine in garbage can!
"n Jakkals verloor nie slaap nie, oor die opienie van n skaap nie"
204Ruger - Ticking off the Big 5, one at a time
"SPEED KILLS"
204Ruger - Ticking off the Big 5, one at a time
"SPEED KILLS"
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Vosman
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Re: nuweling
Blok,
Ek sien jy is nie bang vir tik nie! Of was dit "copy and paste"?
Goeie storie kerel!
Ek sien jy is nie bang vir tik nie! Of was dit "copy and paste"?
Goeie storie kerel!
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DawieKotze
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Corumana
Re: nuweling
Hilux vs Jeep. Ek stem amper saam. In Johannesburg werk die Jeep, op die plaas werk die Hilux, in die bos werk die Cruiser, vir die mechanic werk die Landrover
Welkom hier.
Welkom hier.
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