Turpentine vs. Holy Water

[Heinz Petersen]

Turpentine vs. Holy Water

A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine..
He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had..

The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.'

The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water.
If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'

The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's ass, he'll pass a Harley Davidson. '

[Ratel]

Daai laaitie moet dalk 'n paar parlementslede bietjie smeer.

[koos 2]

UITSTEKEND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gawie(13mm)]

Daai laaitie moet dalk 'n paar parlementslede bietjie smeer.

Sodat hul vinniger kan str*nt praat? Ek dink nie so nie.