tweeling

[theedge]

Blond huil vreeslik tydens die geboorte van
Haar tweeling.
 
Dr vra verbaas "hoekom huil
jy so vreeslik, jy het dan nounet 'n
 
tweeling ryker geraak?" "Ja", s? sy, "maar ek
weet nie wie die pa van die tweede
 
een is nie "

[Agentkoos]

Nog n blonde enetjie

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female
neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.  She opened it then slammed it shut &  stormed back in the house.  A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is!"
(are you ready? . this is a beauty ...)
My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL

[Agentkoos]

En nog hou  dit nie op nie

'n Blondine wil haar ou kar verkoop, maar hy't reeds 250 000 km afgel?.
Sy vra toe raad by 'n vriend.
"As jy  bereid is om iets onwettigs te doen, weet ek van 'n ou wat jou
kilometres
sal terugdraai," stel die vriend voor. Die blondine volg die raad -- en
laat die kilometers terugdraai na 50 000.
'n Week of wat later loop sy  weer haar vriend raak.
"Het jy toe jou kar verkoop gekry?" vra die  vriend.
"Is jy mal? Met net 50 000 km hou ek hom liewer self! 

[Witpietskiet]

Hulle vra mos hoekom het die Mini die blond dood gery?

Sy het gedog dis n groot kar wat nog ver is.....