Fighting

[BLOK]

THAT WAS WHEN...

Husband asks his Wife: 'How many men have you slept with?'
Wife proudly replies: 'Only you darling, with all the others, I was awake!'
And that's how the fight started...
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One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...

The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.

When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

And that's how the fight started...

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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to... you know?'

'No,' she answered.

I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'

So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'

And that's when the fight started...

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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the channels.

She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started...

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a scale.

And then the fight started...

[Christo]

Deesdae begin die fight sommer net....

[Mac]

As jy wil weet wie vir jou die liefste is, jou hond of jou vrou?, sluit hulle altwee in jou moter se kattebak vir so 10 minute, Jy sal dit bitter gou agterkom.

[Christo]

Mac, belowe jou sy hang om my nek van liefde as sy sien ek is besig om die kattebak oop te maak vir die ou toetsie.    HKGK as sy dalk die stukkie braafheid van my lees. 

[Mac]

Christo,

Ons mans is maar so, doen of se 'n ding, en dan wag ons maar vir die storm om los te bars. Nogal baie in daai posissie gewees.