A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window
and
asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Jacob Zuma, Winnie Mandela, Julius Malema and
Jackie Selebi. They're asking for a R310 million ransom.
Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire.
We're going
from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
"About a litre."
This joke deserves a gold medal . . .
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Freek
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This joke deserves a gold medal . . .
SAVE A RHINO, SHOOT A POACHER!
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Nico Harris
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Re: This joke deserves a gold medal . . .
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.223 Rem , Howa mini action
6.5 Creedmoor , Howa sporter
6.5 Creedmoor , Howa varmint
30-06, Sauer mod 90
300 PRC , Howa varmint
9.3x62, Mauser Oberndorf A tipe
12ga , Mossberg boltaction
12ga , Mossberg pumpaction
9mm , Glock 43
.223 Rem , Howa mini action
6.5 Creedmoor , Howa sporter
6.5 Creedmoor , Howa varmint
30-06, Sauer mod 90
300 PRC , Howa varmint
9.3x62, Mauser Oberndorf A tipe
12ga , Mossberg boltaction
12ga , Mossberg pumpaction
9mm , Glock 43
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boeta
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Re: This joke deserves a gold medal . . .
UITSTEKEND
An armed man is a citizen
An unarmed man is a subject
A disarmed man is a slave
An unarmed man is a subject
A disarmed man is a slave
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BLOK
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Re: This joke deserves a gold medal . . .
Selfs teen die huidige petrolprys sal 200l n bargain wees om te skenk
Blok.
Blok.
"n Jakkals verloor nie slaap nie, oor die opienie van n skaap nie"
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"SPEED KILLS"
204Ruger - Ticking off the Big 5, one at a time
"SPEED KILLS"
