Name Changes for 2010

[Freek]

Name Changes  for 2010


Guys please get used to these now so we do not embarrass ourselves during the 2010 world cup!!!


Gauteng is making itself respectable and it's our duty to help as far as we can.
Therefore, job titles will be "upgraded" (as was approved in parliament) and we have to familiarise ourselves with these titles just in case some foreigner is listening when we are talking....
NEW JOB TITLES IN THE NEW SOUTH AFRICA
(in preparation for 2010!!!)


Murderer : Population Stabilizer
Orphan : Independent Youngster
Beggar : Financial Gatherer
Cleaner : Hygiene Specialist
Rapist : Senior Practitioner in Sexual Practices
Gardener : Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist
House Maid : Family Environs Upkeep Manager
Receptionist :Front Office Manager/Office Access Control Specialist
Messenger : Business Communications Conveyer
Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician
Temporary Teacher :Associate Tutor
Tealady : Refreshment Overseer
Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Technician
Watchman/security : Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer or
Wealth Distribution Prevention Officer
Prostitute : Practical Sexual Relations Officer
Thief : Wealth Distribution Officer
Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist
Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist
Employee without Portfolio : Administration Manager
Cook : Food Preparation Officer
Do Not Forget:
Unemployed :Township Management
Gossiping :Research Management

[Dawie]

Freek 

Hiers nog een

My plaaswerker :  Damaging Director

[tafjak]

Plaaswerker= Pap aangedrewe, wynverkoelde landbou tegnikus

[Freek]

Taffie en Dawie stadig nou ek moes myself met moeite bymekaar kry na die gelag aangesien die ander kolegas wil weet wat ek vanoggend in my breakfast en tee gegooi het... Skerp