Vrydag grappie
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 7:02 am
An Indian engineer can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside
'GET TREATMENT FOR R20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK R100
A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn R100 and goes to the clinic...
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste"
Indian: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no.22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth"
Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene"
Indian: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me R20"
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory.. I cannot remember anything"
Indian: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no..22 and put 3 drops in his mouth"
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste"
Indian: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me R20"
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back R100.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak"
Indian: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this R100"
Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is R20, not R100"
Indian: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me R20"
You can't beat an Indian from Durban ! !
'GET TREATMENT FOR R20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK R100
A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn R100 and goes to the clinic...
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste"
Indian: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no.22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth"
Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene"
Indian: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me R20"
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory.. I cannot remember anything"
Indian: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no..22 and put 3 drops in his mouth"
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste"
Indian: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me R20"
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back R100.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak"
Indian: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this R100"
Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is R20, not R100"
Indian: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me R20"
You can't beat an Indian from Durban ! !
