A long-married couple was in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband wasn't with her, so she called him on his cell phone. She says "Where are you, you know we've got a lot to do".
He replies "You remember the jewelers we went into a long time ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace, and we couldn't afford it and I said that one day I would get it for you"?
Little tears start rolling down his wife's cheeks as she gets choked up and manages to say "Yes, I do remember that shop".
"Well" he says, "I'm in the gun shop right next to it."
Inkopies saam met vroulief
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Lol!!!!!!
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In America the wife replies.
'In that case get me the latest Ar15 pimped out with free floating handguard ,adjustable gas block a can and some extra 50 round mags please.'
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'In that case get me the latest Ar15 pimped out with free floating handguard ,adjustable gas block a can and some extra 50 round mags please.'
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Ek en my vrou het so paar weke terug in Stellenbosch gedraai en dis toe haar voorstel om by Safari te stop om vir my laaitie khaki/camo klere te soek...
Groot fout, in die tyd wat sy klere gekyk het, het ek 'n CZ457 gekoop sonder dat sy agter gekom het.
Eers toe ons uitstap het die koevert met die 217 my weggegee
Natuurlik het ek die geweer vir hom gekoop
Groot fout, in die tyd wat sy klere gekyk het, het ek 'n CZ457 gekoop sonder dat sy agter gekom het.
Eers toe ons uitstap het die koevert met die 217 my weggegee
Natuurlik het ek die geweer vir hom gekoop
