MOENIE MORS MET OU TOPPIES NIE

[PWV]

An old doctor became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said:
"Dr Geezer's Clinic. Get your treatment for $500. If not cured, get back $1,000."

Doctor "Young", who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000 so he went to Dr Geezer's clinic.

Dr Young: "Dr.Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?”

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr Young's mouth.”

Dr. Young: Aaagh!! -- "This is Gasoline!”

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500.”

Dr Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.

Dr Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.”

Dr Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth.”

Dr Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!”

Dr Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500.”

Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

Dr.Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!”

Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)

Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!”

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.

Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer".

Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to tick us off!

[Riaan Kriel]

Klink of die ou dokter nog regte gewot het ook.....

[Chevvy SS]

Lekker een OU oom PW!

[PWV]

Lekker een OU oom PW!

Hoop al jou sintuie werk nog!!

[tripodmvr]

Life from the seat of a tractor..
An old Farmer/Rancher's Words of Wisdom we could all live by.......
The last quote fits everyone...I don't care who you are
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.

Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.
Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
Words that soak into your ears are whispered....not yelled.
Meanness don't just happen overnight.
Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.
Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
You cannot unsay a cruel word.
Every path has a few puddles.
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
The best sermons are lived, not preached.
Most of the stuff people worry about, ain't never gonna happen anyway.
Don't judge folks by their relatives.
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
Live a good and honorable life, then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.
Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't bothering you none.
Timin' has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
Live simply, love generously, care deeply,
Speak kindly and leave the rest to God.
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to he will just kill you.

[Komasu]

Baie ware woorde.