Oor infeksie

[Heinz Petersen]

Ear Infection

This is true!
They always ask at
the doctor's reception why you are there,
and you have to answer in front of others
what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.

There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist
who insists you tell her what is wrong with
you, in a room full of other patients. I
know most of us have experienced this, and
I love the way this old guy handled it.

A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the
desk.
The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you
seeing the Doctor for today?'

'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said,
'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room
and say things like that. '

'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused
some embarrassment in this room full of people.
You should have said there is something wrong
with your ear or something and discussed the
problem further with the Doctor in private.'

The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people
questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer
could embarrass anyone.

The man walked out, waited several minutes,
and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'

'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and
smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'And
what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'

'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

Mess with seniors and you're going to lose!

[Riaan Kriel]

Daai ontvangsdame is verseker blond gewees, sy leer ook nie Kom seker vanaf Coligny Spesiale skool

Hoe sê hulle hier by ons rond, "Die kinders van Coligny kannie leer nie en wat hulle leer vergeet hulle weer"

[Finfan]

Dis vir my baie mooi. Wel gedaan!!