Inkopies saam met vroulief

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Inkopies saam met vroulief

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A long-married couple was in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband wasn't with her, so she called him on his cell phone. She says "Where are you, you know we've got a lot to do".

He replies "You remember the jewelers we went into a long time ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace, and we couldn't afford it and I said that one day I would get it for you"?

Little tears start rolling down his wife's cheeks as she gets choked up and manages to say "Yes, I do remember that shop".

"Well" he says, "I'm in the gun shop right next to it."
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Lol!!!!!!
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++>: ++>:
Many people are alive, only because it's illegal to shoot them.

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In America the wife replies.

'In that case get me the latest Ar15 pimped out with free floating handguard ,adjustable gas block a can and some extra 50 round mags please.'

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Puik ++>:
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