Koos is a doctor for one day
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 2:33 pm
Dr. Japie Van Der Merwe (Van) wanted to go hunting, he calls his Assistant Koos and tells him
"Ya Koos, I am going hunting tomorrow, we don't want to close the clinic, I ask you to take care of our patients".
"Yes, Van..." answers Koos.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks:
"So Koos, how was your day?" Koos tells him he took care of 3 patients.
The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.
"Lekker Koos, and the second one?" says Van.
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX , Dr," says Koos .
"Yislaaaaaaaik Koos you're good at this and what about the third one?"
asks Van.
"I was sitting and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off her bra and her panties and lies on the table and shouts:
HELP ME! For 5 years I have not seen any man!!!!!"
And what did you do Koos???" asks Van...
"I put eye drops in her eyes!!!!"
"Ya Koos, I am going hunting tomorrow, we don't want to close the clinic, I ask you to take care of our patients".
"Yes, Van..." answers Koos.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks:
"So Koos, how was your day?" Koos tells him he took care of 3 patients.
The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.
"Lekker Koos, and the second one?" says Van.
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX , Dr," says Koos .
"Yislaaaaaaaik Koos you're good at this and what about the third one?"
asks Van.
"I was sitting and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off her bra and her panties and lies on the table and shouts:
HELP ME! For 5 years I have not seen any man!!!!!"
And what did you do Koos???" asks Van...
"I put eye drops in her eyes!!!!"
