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What to do if you don't like the guy sitting next to you, on a plane: 



            1-  Remove your lap top from its bag

            2- Open the laptop slowly and carefully

            3- Turn on

            4- Ensure the passenger next to you is watching

            5- Turn on the Internet

            6- Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze upwards to the skies as if in prayer

            7- Take a deep breath and open this site:

                  http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

            8-Observe the facial expression of your neighboring passenger

Freek

Hoe maak ek daai my screensaver

 ;D  ;D

As jy dit op n Amerikaanse vlug doen mag jy dalk op 100 jarige ouderdom vrygelaat word!!

As jy gelukkig is sal jy 'n vonnis kry. Ek dink hulle laai jou af sonder om by 'n stasie te stop

Beyers wrote: Ek dink hulle laai jou af sonder om by 'n stasie te stop

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