Hospital linen

[Wielie Waps]

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the


last  of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.


Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest

episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with

diarrhoea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed

sheets and threw them out of the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He

started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get  the

unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile  at

his feet.  As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the

sheets,  a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had

watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, 'What the heck is going  on

here?' 



The drunk, still staring down at the bed sheets in amazement, replied: 'My

bra, d'jy dit geshien? Ek't nou die k** uit daai spook geblikshem!