And that's when the fight started.....

[Vlakvark]

I took my wife to a restaurant.

         The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

         "I'll have  the rump steak, rare, please."

         He said,  "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"

         "Nah, she can order for herself."

         And that's when the fight  started.....


My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
anniversary.

         She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in
about 3 seconds."

         I bought her a bathroom scale.

         And then the fight started......


 After retiring, I went to the Social Security office  to apply
for Social Security.

         The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to
verify my age.

         I looked in my  pockets and realized I had left my wallet at
home.  I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have
to go home and come back later.

         The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

         So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

         She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for
me' and she processed my Social Security application.

         When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at
the Social Security office.  She said, 'You should have  dropped
your pants. You might have gotten disability too.'

         And then the fight started...
One  year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as
a Christmas gift...

         The next  year, I didn't buy her a gift.

         When she asked  me why, I replied,

         "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

         And that's how the fight started......

[300Winmag]

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