A Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots. H e arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you walking around like this?'
The cowboy says, 'Well it's like this Sheriff ....
I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt... So I did.
Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants... So I did.
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts...so I did.
Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy.. '
'And here I am.'
Son of a Gun. Blonde Men do exist !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blonde Cowboy
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Re: Blonde Cowboy
Stuur maar dan haar nommer vir my aan

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Re: Blonde Cowboy
baaawahahahahahahaaaaaa

ok maar lekker stupid soos ouboet van orkney snorknie sou s?
ok maar lekker stupid soos ouboet van orkney snorknie sou s?
Ontmoet altyd nuwe vriende maar moet nooit die oues vergeet nie
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Re: Blonde Cowboy
Stik ek nou in my @#$%^ popcorn.3006 wrote: 'And here I am.'
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Re: Blonde Cowboy
Blond van Brakpan aan vriendin in kar: Ek dink die kinders in die kar langsaan is disleksies . Hulle het op die wasem van die karruit geskyf "eteit uoj sno syW"
"n Jakkals verloor nie slaap nie, oor die opienie van n skaap nie"
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Re: Blonde Cowboy
Daars dit weer ek en die popcorn.BLOK wrote: "eteit uoj sno syW"