Ietsie oor Land Rovers

[boeta]

Hulle s? 90 persent van Land Rovers wat gebou is , is nog oppad, die
ander 10% het hulle bestemming gehaal

All Land Rovers are like women - They moan on long journey's, embarrass
you in front of friends and you spend more money than you ever expected
once you've commit yourself to one.

Police officers shake your hand when they issue you a speeding ticket

Why do most Defenders have jerry cans and gas bottles fitted?
So that the driver can make coffee while waiting for a breakdown.

Landy's have the best fuel consumption of all 4x4's.
That's because they are always being towed by something else.

Why do LR's always drive in convoy?
The are playing 'Who's the weakest Link'


I always wondered why they called their models, a Series 90, Defender
110 etc. But this weekend I found out, those numbers in the model name
are the top speeds.

When you drive on a toll road, you get these yellow emergency phones
next to the road. Stop and look closer. On the phones there are
emergency numbers like; police, ambulance, doctor, Landrover SA etc.

Q: What goes on pages 4-5 of the Landy's user's manual?
A: The train & bus schedule.

Q: What is the sport-version of a Landy?
A: The driver wears Nike shoes.

Q: What do you call a Landy with brakes?
A: Customized.

Q: What do you have to do if your Landy gets in the way of a swarm of
killer bees?
A: Stop pushing and take refuge in the car.

Q: How do you make a Landy go faster uphill?
A: Throw out the passenger.

Q. Why do the latest models have rear window demisters.
A. To keep the hands warm when pushing.

Boeta

[Vosman]

Boeta:
Op 'n stil wintersnag, Hoor jy 'n Land Rover Roes!!
Die goed het ook goeie versnelling: 0-100 in 2 blikke olie!
Al wanneer 'n landie nie olie lek nie, is as daar nie meer olie in is nie.
Landies het nie 'n netstar nodig nie, jy volg net die oliestreep!

Ons gaan slae kry by die Landy manne!

[HFC]

Hulle vertel my as jy 'n Landrover badge op 'n draadkar sit dan begin die draadkar olie lek.