not like hunters. The warden ordered Koos to show him his hunting licence, which was duly produced.
Then the warden lifted the covers off the bakkie and stuck his nose into one of the bucks' arses. "Haaikona this is not a local Impala. It's from the
Free State and you need a Free State licence to kill it. Do you have one?"
Koos opened the cubby and produced one.
Not happy the warden sniffed the anus of the other animal and gleefully shouted: "This one is from Lesotho. Do you have a Lesotho licence?"
Koos went back to his cubby and produced a Lesotho licence.
The warden was very agitated and shouted: "Where the hell do you come from?"
Koos smiled, turned around, dropped his pants to his ankles, bent forward and said: "Ruik self .......jy's mos die #*%@ expert!"
