Five Rules For A Happy Life

[FrancoisN]

Five Rules For A Happy Life:





1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.





2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.





3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie.





4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.





5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.

[Boertjie]

Mooi man

[Beyers]

Ek is geseend ek het al vier in die selfde huis.

[PITSMIT]

beyers het self so een.  ek is egter baas in die huis want SY het ges? ek kan wees.

het na ons laaste fight haar op haar knie? gehad.  sy het langs die bed gebukkend gestaan en s? klim uit jou lafaard en verdedig jouself soos n man.