Medical distinction between Guts and Balls

[Theo E]

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. 
We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls.

But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome.

Both result in death. 


 

[Freek]

Theo, ja daai voggies maak 'n mens braaf en baie slim. Good one -  ons is ook maar net lekker sterk hier op die forum en om die braaivleis vuur, daar by die huis verander die speelveld so bietjie... Veral as jy lekker braai en iets doen of s? dan word daar vir jou ges? "... ons praat later hieroor..."

[Freek]

"... ons praat later hier oor, by die huis..." - natuurlik 

[Taylor]

Daai is wragtig goed, ek het darm nou lekker gelag. 

Ek glo dat al twee in die dood sal eiendig

En verder sal dit BAIE moeilik wees om weer saam met die boys te gaan kuier

[namhunt]

Piet en Koos kom 1 aand van die hotel af. Piet sit en wag in die kar om seker te maak Koos haal darm die huis. Koos klop aan die deur en leun met sy hande weerskante van die deur teen die koesyn terwyl hy vir sy vrou wag om oop te maak. Toe sy die deur oopmaak skree sy vir hom "Jy's dronk!!!"
Koos staan so tree terug en kyk vir vrou op en af en s?: " Ja ek is en jy is lelik. M?re is ek nugter en jy nogsteeds lelik."


Onder wat sal hy geklas word?

(Dit is 'n ware verhaal)

[Freek]

Nam, ek sal hom as baie gelukig klas. Omrede hy na die tyd in staat was om die storie te vertel... of het sy pel die storie vertel?

[namhunt]

Freek

Ja ek het die storie by sy pel gehoor. "Koos" was 'n poliesman op daai tyd en het omtrent vir 'n week in die tronk geslaap want sy vrou wou hom nie in die huis laat ingaan nie.

Groete
Daan

[namgirl]

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. 
We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls.

But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome.

Both result in death. 


 

mmmm.......die dood sal stadig intree om die pyn so lank al moontlik uit te rek 

[Theo E]

Oh Namgirl you sound like the cruel type !

[namgirl]

Wie se ek gaan geweld gebruik......

[Hein M.]

Wie se ek gaan geweld gebruik......

[Monrique (SJ)]

Goeies kerels.

Groetnis
SJ