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Post by Thunderhead » Tue Jan 15, 2019 9:46 am

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Post by FHM » Thu Mar 14, 2019 2:47 pm

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Blond op vlug van SA na AUS staan op in Ekonomiese klas en gaan sit in Eerste klas.
Lugwardin vra haar om asb terug te gaan na Ekonomies klas, sy het nie betaal vir eerste klas.
Sy antwoord: 'ek is blond en pragtig en ek gaan Australie toe en ek sit net hier.
Lugwardin gaan rapporteer by die 1 ste offesier.
Hy staan op en probeer ook om die blond sover te kry om terug te gaan na Ekonomies klas, maar die blond kap terug met dieselfde sinnetjie: 'ek is blond, ek is pragtig, ek gaan Australie toe en ek sit net hier.
1ste offersier tesame met die lugwardin gaan rapporteer by die kaptein.
Die kaptein sug en stel hulle gerus en se 'ek praat blond, ek is met een getroud, ontspan dan sorteer ek dit gou uit'.
Die kaptein stap na die blond toe en fluister in haar oor. Dadelik staan die blond op en stap terug Ekonomiese klas toe en gaan sit. Verbaas vra die 1 ste offersier en lugwardin die kaptein wat op aarde het hy vir haar gese dat sy sonder om te blik of te bloos opstaan en teruggaan na haar geboekte sitplek?
Se die kaptein: 'ek het in haar oor gefluister eerste klas gaan nie Australia toe nie'
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Die baie geduldige man en sy blonde vrou sit en vat ontbyt vroeg oggend. Se die weervoorspeller oor die radio: 'ons verwag 4-6 duim sneeu vanoggend - alle voertuie moet asb aan die regterkant van die pad parkeer vir die sneeumasjien om te kan skoonskraap" Woerts spring die blonde vroutjie op en gaan parkeer die kar aan die regterkant van die pad.
Die volgende Saterdagoggend dieselfde ding, terwyl hulle ontbyt vat se die weervoorspeller weer: 'ons verwag 4-6 duim sneeu vanoggend, sal alle voertuie asb aan die linkerkant van die pad parkeer vir die sneeumasjien om te kan skoonskraap" Vlieg die blonde vroutjie weer uit en gaan parkeer die kar aan die linkerkant van die pad.
Die derde Saterdag sit die paartjie weer en ontbyt en die weervoorspeller rapporteer: 'Ons verwag vanoggend 8 - 10 duim sneeu, sal alle voertuie asb in....dood is die radio....Die blond vlieg op en verbouereerd vra haar man: 'wat nou - ons weet nie waar om die motor te parkeer nie!?'
Die man vat n sluk koffie, vee sy mond af, sit terug en vat haar hand en trek haar nader en se: 'ai my lieffie, hoekom los jy maar nie die motor in die motorhuis vanoggend nie'
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Post by jdpretorius » Wed Jul 03, 2019 8:26 am

Op n lekker koue Woensdag skort daar dalk so n jag met n koolertjie en my Arno cd wat ek by S&O op vadersdag special gekry het
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Post by Vergo10 » Tue Nov 19, 2019 10:50 am

Vir die manne in Bloemfonhel, julle het nog 2 dae om vinnige planne te maak
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Post by TOKELOS » Wed Nov 20, 2019 12:44 pm

Dis ons se vrouens wat so warm is wat maak dat die temperatuur so styg! Lankal gewoond daaraan ! (ons warm vrouens!)

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Post by jdpretorius » Sun Dec 01, 2019 6:59 pm

tripodmvr wrote:
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Hulle hoef nie baie te komkommer nie Don Quixote is lankal lang bome toe

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Post by THOMAST » Wed Jan 22, 2020 1:20 pm

Ai ..
Sal 'n man dan nou moet dankie sê?? >:+

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Post by tripodmvr » Wed Jan 22, 2020 4:21 pm

Pasop vir die voëls met die plat bekke.

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Post by knipmes » Thu Jan 23, 2020 5:34 am

Ai, hoe moet die arme Ford eienaars nou voel?

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